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WARNING: Lots of green!
I hope a ray of sunlight has found you today.
The following Matrix holiday is St. Patrick’s Day. Today,
that name means a lot to me, but the truth is that “
St. Patrick” was integral to stealing the stars. What do Imean? Some revisionist perspectives argue that St. Patrick’s mission to convert the Irish involved destroying Druidic culture and religion because pagan traditions and astronomical/spiritual knowledge were either appropriated, suppressed, or erased by Christianity.
That may make me a heretic but the truth is the truth. I have been investigating our ancient roots now for about nine months.
Today St. Patrick’s is associated with four-leafed clovers, booze, and of course consumerism. We are offering 17% off ALL in our incredible storefront PLUS FREE SHIPPING.
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Prepare to go green with us.
